Saturday, May 9, 2009

JNV LIFE


Every person has a unique experience and a story to tell about his school life and first day in school, and for that matter, passage through their student life. My story goes something like this. The first day I went to school was `D' day for me.

School life started when I joined the school in Oct 1997 . For me, the school meant play, play, and more play. Instead of sitting in the classroom and learning something.In class I was scared of one of my subject teachers because he used to beat us very often. I was so scared and didn't want to go to school anymore.
All these years of my school life, I have made many friends and they have helped me a lot in my academics. Many a time I used to fight with my friends. But, then I think that everything is fair in friendship. In my school life I am gifted with excellent class teachers and subject teachers. They always help me to cope with my notes whenever I was absent or fell ill. When I was in class six, I was very bad in my academics as well as in extra curricular activities. Then I put my feet on the 7th step of learning.
Growing and learning had been a great fun. Every year we were taken to different places on our school picnics. I was never able to go on to these excursion tours but I enjoyed every word of the stories told by my friends. When I was in class eleventh I won a couple of prizes in quiz and in interschool competitions. We were also given many projects as class assignments that helped all of us to know more about the subject. I was very fond of Football (now in Cricket). My friends and I played Football in the school campus after the school got over. At the same time we all used to get lots of scolding from our principal.
Every Saturday we used to have our P.T. drill and frankly speaking, nobody in my class, even me, had ever liked this. As I reached class nine I realised that I should concentrate on my studies as the next year I was going to write my Board exams. The most memorable day in my life was the day when we bid farewell to our seniors . Well, now I am in class ten and all set to write my Boards in March 2002. Whenever I recollect all these incidents of school life. I feel very happy and I think in everybody's school life there are many ups and downs that mould one's life. School is a place where all of us learn to care and share. "School" is just not a place, but it is a large dome made up of discipline, knowledge, love and affection. I think in everybody's success, school plays a key role. I can describe my school in "Three S's, they are: Small, Sweet and Simple. My school was the best, is the best and will be the best.

DON'T CHALLENGE MECHANICAL FOR I.T.

General Motors REPLY TO BILL GATES:At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release Stating:"If GM had developed technology like microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, esp 7th point and 10'th point):1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would ! run on only five percent of the roads.6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. (Read CTR-ALT-DEL)9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. "